How about the most patronising and banal excuse of them all: "Well clearly, it was that child's time to die."
That's gotta be in there at some point.
That's gotta be in there at some point.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'