RE: US Postal Service discriminates against Atheists.
October 11, 2014 at 12:47 pm
(This post was last modified: October 11, 2014 at 1:31 pm by Dorian Gray.)
(September 17, 2014 at 12:51 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: No packages with the Scientology tape were received at all . . .
Jehovah's witnesses packages always get returned to sender since 144,000 have already been sent.
Hindu packages may come out different on the other end, depending on how the package acts.
Buddhist packages need to be tossed around and kicked a little and then sent in one of Four Ways (so they basically get the same treatment everyone else does).
Muslim packages get sent to Mecca first then get parcel posted to an office where 72 virgin women inspect the "package" and feed it grapes all day for eternity.
Agnostic packages sometimes go by UPS, Fed-Ex, or the post office and finally either pick one or hope for the best.
Christian packages are insured, but due to an inability to live up to Postal Packing Standards find their packages can't make a claim.
