RE: Bite-size Hallowe'en horrors
October 14, 2014 at 3:49 am
(This post was last modified: October 14, 2014 at 3:50 am by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
What's always puzzled me about horror films is why people don't just get the fuck out of the house. The minute I saw the figure in the corridor, I can guarantee that there would be a Boru-shaped hole in the nearest wall. But what does the woman in the film do? Puts tape on the light switch and goes to bed. Eedjit.
That being said, here's the shortest horror story every written:
'The last man in the world sat alone in a room. There was a lock on the door.'
Boru
That being said, here's the shortest horror story every written:
'The last man in the world sat alone in a room. There was a lock on the door.'
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax