Top Ten Horror Movies

[Aoi Magi]

What? a horror movie list without M. Night Shyamalan? you must be out of your minds... watch those and you will be scarred for life.

1) Dragon Ball Z - A movie so scary, no one in their right mind can sit through the entire thing.
2) Avatar: The Last Airbender - Any child who watches this without crying or running away is bound to become a psychopath later on.
3) After Earth - A movie so scary that even the actors acting in it had to learn to control their fear just to act in it.
4) The Happening - The next evolution for zombie movies where the main cast portray the best expressionless zombies ever, and the rest of the world is dead.
5) The Lady In The Water - The masterpiece where Mr.Shyamalan shows how scary he himself can be (as an actor).



...And for the scaredy-cats here, for whom the above might be too scary, I do have some more "normal" suggestions to prepare you for Halloween.

6) Wicked Little Things - Combine the creepiest things on this planet, known as children, with the coolest thing, zombies, and give them mining equipments as weapons, and you get best "children's" movie ever.
7) The Bad Seed - This movie is old, real old, and that is probably why it had the wisdom to warn the world about the true horrors of children. It also got 4 Oscar nominations for having the courage to portray the truth.
8) Home Alone - Ever wonder what a budding psychopath looks like? Well here's your answer.
9) The Good Son - If you are still not convinced about the pint-sized psychopath, here is the sequel that documents his progress.
10) Village of the Damned - Now that you know the danger, this last flick will show you the best tested ways to deal with these little creepers.

Now just relax and wait for the night when these little buggers will come to your door in their sunday bests. Whether you open that door or not is a choice that you'll have to make...

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