From the TV show 'Scrubs':
Elliot Reid: I don't why I ever invite you anywhere. Last year, you didn't even wear a costume to my Halloween party.
Dr. Cox: Yes, I did.
Elliot Reid: You wore an Armani tux!
Dr. Cox: Yes. I was dressed as someone who DIDN'T make a jackass of himself.
Boru
Elliot Reid: I don't why I ever invite you anywhere. Last year, you didn't even wear a costume to my Halloween party.
Dr. Cox: Yes, I did.
Elliot Reid: You wore an Armani tux!
Dr. Cox: Yes. I was dressed as someone who DIDN'T make a jackass of himself.
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax