(October 26, 2014 at 1:52 am)Tartarus Sauce Wrote: Yes, I believe in cooks; I've seen, met, and talked with cooks, and have even cooked some myself.
They also make some damn fine food, well at least the good ones do. There are, of course bad cooks as well. The worst cooks though, tell me that a cooking deity magically created the food ex nihilo and that I should therefore worship him since the splendidness of his 20 oz filet mignon is evidence of his omnibenevolence.
Blasphemer. Every true pastafarian knows the porterhouse is the path to his noodly embrace.
