How to trap an Atheist

[Christian]

How to trap an atheist: Serve him a fine meal, then ask him if he believes there is a cook.

[rexbeccarox]

Oh yeah. That's a real knee slapper.

[psychoslice]

Just like most Christians, you come up with a childish remake, how did the cook get there, and the one eating the meal, evolution of course, not some old grandad in the sky.

[Minimalist]

How to trap an atheist: Serve him a fine meal, then ask him if he believes there is a cook.

Not necessary you dumb fuck. He would simply go into the kitchen and look.

Too bad we can't do that with your fucking bullshit god.

[Brakeman]

How to trap an atheist: Serve him a fine meal, then ask him if he believes there is a cook.

It's not that the atheist doesn't think that there was a cook, it's that he doesn't think the meal was magically "poofed" into existence by a magical sky fairy that is really interested in what he does with the skin on the end of his penis.

[Jenny A]

OP: That's plagiarism:

Sometimes when I'm faced with an atheist, I am tempted to invite him to the greatest gourmet dinner that one could ever serve, and when we have finished eating that magnificent dinner, to ask him if he believes there's a cook.

Ronald Regan

Evidence and logical thinking was never really his strong suit.

[Surgenator]

The troll returns

[Tartarus Sauce]

Yes, I believe in cooks; I've seen, met, and talked with cooks, and have even cooked some myself.

They also make some damn fine food, well at least the good ones do. There are, of course bad cooks as well. The worst cooks though, tell me that a cooking deity magically created the food ex nihilo and that I should therefore worship him since the splendidness of his 20 oz filet mignon is evidence of his omnibenevolence.

[Jackalope]

Yes, I believe in cooks; I've seen, met, and talked with cooks, and have even cooked some myself.

They also make some damn fine food, well at least the good ones do. There are, of course bad cooks as well. The worst cooks though, tell me that a cooking deity magically created the food ex nihilo and that I should therefore worship him since the splendidness of his 20 oz filet mignon is evidence of his omnibenevolence.

Blasphemer. Every true pastafarian knows the porterhouse is the path to his noodly embrace.

[Losty]

How to trap an atheist: Serve him a fine meal, then ask him if he believes there is a cook.

I died from laughter and was resurrected into the ultimate atheist. Worship me?