Masturbation is good for lots of reasons, but being natural isn't what makes it good.
1. You don't have to talk afterwards.
2. You don't have to walk home in the dark.
3. You're always 'a sure thing'.
4. You don't have to wait til her husband's out of town.
Lots of things are 'natural' - head lice, shitting out of doors, being eaten by wolves, etc. - but being natural makes something neither good nor desirable.
Boru
1. You don't have to talk afterwards.
2. You don't have to walk home in the dark.
3. You're always 'a sure thing'.
4. You don't have to wait til her husband's out of town.
Lots of things are 'natural' - head lice, shitting out of doors, being eaten by wolves, etc. - but being natural makes something neither good nor desirable.
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
