(October 30, 2014 at 10:18 pm)Beccs Wrote:(October 30, 2014 at 4:23 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Masturbation is good for lots of reasons, but being natural isn't what makes it good.
1. You don't have to talk afterwards.
2. You don't have to walk home in the dark.
3. You're always 'a sure thing'.
4. You don't have to wait til her husband's out of town.
Lots of things are 'natural' - head lice, shitting out of doors, being eaten by wolves, etc. - but being natural makes something neither good nor desirable.
Boru
But if your hand falls asleep, is that the ultimate rejection?
Yes, but you can switch hands. Technically, this can either be revenge sex or rebound sex, depending on how deeply the original hand-rejection hurt you.
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
