Rewriting the bible

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Rewriting the bible

Minimalist Offline

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RE: Rewriting the bible

November 5, 2014 at 5:56 pm

Quote:So... why don't they, for starters, get rid of the old testament?

Curse you for making me agree with Drippy...and that other dumb fuck, G-C. They need the OT because they have painted themselves into a corner with their bullshit. You see, if there is no "fall of man" who the fuck needs "jesus?"

The whole silly tale is a house of cards and you can't go pulling out the ones on the bottom without bringing the whole silly mess tumbling down.

The key to remember is that it is all bullshit.

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Rewriting the bible - by robvalue - November 5, 2014 at 6:01 am

RE: Rewriting the bible - by Nintentacle - November 5, 2014 at 6:05 am

RE: Rewriting the bible - by robvalue - November 5, 2014 at 6:27 am

RE: Rewriting the bible - by Drich - November 5, 2014 at 7:13 am

RE: Rewriting the bible - by robvalue - November 5, 2014 at 7:16 am

RE: Rewriting the bible - by Drich - November 5, 2014 at 7:31 am

RE: Rewriting the bible - by robvalue - November 5, 2014 at 7:33 am

RE: Rewriting the bible - by Drich - November 5, 2014 at 7:36 am

RE: Rewriting the bible - by Mothonis - November 7, 2014 at 2:21 am

RE: Rewriting the bible - by robvalue - November 5, 2014 at 7:39 am

RE: Rewriting the bible - by strawdawg - November 10, 2014 at 3:48 pm

RE: Rewriting the bible - by simplemoss - November 5, 2014 at 7:44 am

RE: Rewriting the bible - by abaris - November 5, 2014 at 8:05 am

RE: Rewriting the bible - by robvalue - November 5, 2014 at 7:58 am

RE: Rewriting the bible - by robvalue - November 5, 2014 at 8:13 am

RE: Rewriting the bible - by Godschild - November 5, 2014 at 4:07 pm

RE: Rewriting the bible - by abaris - November 5, 2014 at 4:11 pm

RE: Rewriting the bible - by Godschild - November 6, 2014 at 9:02 am

RE: Rewriting the bible - by Minimalist - November 6, 2014 at 11:26 am

RE: Rewriting the bible - by ManMachine - November 6, 2014 at 9:16 am

RE: Rewriting the bible - by Godschild - November 6, 2014 at 10:31 am

RE: Rewriting the bible - by ManMachine - November 9, 2014 at 7:07 pm

RE: Rewriting the bible - by Godschild - November 10, 2014 at 2:48 pm

RE: Rewriting the bible - by xpastor - November 9, 2014 at 6:15 pm

RE: Rewriting the bible - by The Valkyrie - November 5, 2014 at 4:17 pm

RE: Rewriting the bible - by Minimalist - November 5, 2014 at 5:56 pm

RE: Rewriting the bible - by robvalue - November 6, 2014 at 4:21 am

RE: Rewriting the bible - by robvalue - November 6, 2014 at 7:46 am

RE: Rewriting the bible - by dimaniac - November 6, 2014 at 9:38 am

RE: Rewriting the bible - by abaris - November 6, 2014 at 9:59 am

RE: Rewriting the bible - by Esquilax - November 6, 2014 at 10:36 am

RE: Rewriting the bible - by dimaniac - November 6, 2014 at 10:54 am

RE: Rewriting the bible - by Esquilax - November 6, 2014 at 11:35 am

RE: Rewriting the bible - by Firewalker - November 13, 2014 at 4:46 am

RE: Rewriting the bible - by Aractus - November 13, 2014 at 10:12 pm

RE: Rewriting the bible - by xpastor - November 14, 2014 at 10:06 am

RE: Rewriting the bible - by Aractus - November 6, 2014 at 10:08 pm

RE: Rewriting the bible - by Minimalist - November 6, 2014 at 10:31 pm

RE: Rewriting the bible - by Aractus - November 7, 2014 at 2:17 am

RE: Rewriting the bible - by Minimalist - November 7, 2014 at 3:21 am

RE: Rewriting the bible - by Aractus - November 7, 2014 at 5:41 am

RE: Rewriting the bible - by Aractus - November 7, 2014 at 2:23 am

RE: Rewriting the bible - by Mothonis - November 7, 2014 at 2:25 am

RE: Rewriting the bible - by Aractus - November 7, 2014 at 2:44 am

RE: Rewriting the bible - by robvalue - November 7, 2014 at 9:27 am

RE: Rewriting the bible - by Aractus - November 7, 2014 at 10:36 am

RE: Rewriting the bible - by abaris - November 7, 2014 at 10:02 am

RE: Rewriting the bible - by robvalue - November 7, 2014 at 10:21 am

RE: Rewriting the bible - by robvalue - November 7, 2014 at 12:48 pm

RE: Rewriting the bible - by Minimalist - November 7, 2014 at 2:00 pm

RE: Rewriting the bible - by vorlon13 - November 7, 2014 at 2:04 pm

RE: Rewriting the bible - by Godschild - November 7, 2014 at 7:55 pm

RE: Rewriting the bible - by vorlon13 - November 7, 2014 at 8:22 pm

RE: Rewriting the bible - by Godschild - November 8, 2014 at 12:51 am

RE: Rewriting the bible - by robvalue - November 8, 2014 at 1:59 pm

RE: Rewriting the bible - by Minimalist - November 8, 2014 at 2:42 pm

RE: Rewriting the bible - by robvalue - November 8, 2014 at 2:44 pm

RE: Rewriting the bible - by abaris - November 8, 2014 at 2:55 pm

RE: Rewriting the bible - by robvalue - November 8, 2014 at 3:00 pm

RE: Rewriting the bible - by abaris - November 8, 2014 at 3:06 pm

RE: Rewriting the bible - by Aractus - November 9, 2014 at 4:30 am

RE: Rewriting the bible - by Minimalist - November 9, 2014 at 6:24 pm

RE: Rewriting the bible - by abaris - November 9, 2014 at 6:31 pm

RE: Rewriting the bible - by xpastor - November 10, 2014 at 5:29 pm

RE: Rewriting the bible - by Aractus - November 10, 2014 at 10:45 pm

RE: Rewriting the bible - by Cyberman - November 9, 2014 at 6:41 pm

RE: Rewriting the bible - by abaris - November 9, 2014 at 6:46 pm

RE: Rewriting the bible - by Minimalist - November 9, 2014 at 6:42 pm

RE: Rewriting the bible - by Minimalist - November 9, 2014 at 6:50 pm

RE: Rewriting the bible - by abaris - November 9, 2014 at 7:09 pm

RE: Rewriting the bible - by Cyberman - November 9, 2014 at 6:51 pm

RE: Rewriting the bible - by Minimalist - November 10, 2014 at 1:10 pm

RE: Rewriting the bible - by Minimalist - November 10, 2014 at 7:29 pm

RE: Rewriting the bible - by xpastor - November 11, 2014 at 12:59 pm

RE: Rewriting the bible - by Aractus - November 11, 2014 at 9:35 pm

RE: Rewriting the bible - by Minimalist - November 10, 2014 at 11:13 pm

RE: Rewriting the bible - by Aractus - November 10, 2014 at 11:44 pm

RE: Rewriting the bible - by robvalue - November 11, 2014 at 4:19 am

RE: Rewriting the bible - by Aractus - November 11, 2014 at 5:01 am

RE: Rewriting the bible - by Cato - November 11, 2014 at 1:44 pm

RE: Rewriting the bible - by robvalue - November 11, 2014 at 5:11 am

RE: Rewriting the bible - by Godschild - November 11, 2014 at 1:21 pm

RE: Rewriting the bible - by Aractus - November 11, 2014 at 7:36 am

RE: Rewriting the bible - by Minimalist - November 11, 2014 at 1:58 pm

RE: Rewriting the bible - by Minimalist - November 11, 2014 at 6:30 pm

RE: Rewriting the bible - by The Valkyrie - November 11, 2014 at 9:42 pm

RE: Rewriting the bible - by xpastor - November 12, 2014 at 6:29 pm

RE: Rewriting the bible - by Minimalist - November 12, 2014 at 7:31 pm

RE: Rewriting the bible - by xpastor - November 12, 2014 at 10:05 pm

RE: Rewriting the bible - by Minimalist - November 12, 2014 at 10:36 pm

RE: Rewriting the bible - by Minimalist - November 13, 2014 at 9:57 pm

RE: Rewriting the bible - by Aractus - November 14, 2014 at 11:14 am

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