Rewriting the bible

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Rewriting the bible

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RE: Rewriting the bible

November 9, 2014 at 6:41 pm

Yeah, take away the magic from the story and what's left is as impressive as some reporter guy called Clark Kent who dresses up in tights and a cape in his spare time. Or the Visible Man.

At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'

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Rewriting the bible - by robvalue - November 5, 2014 at 6:01 am

RE: Rewriting the bible - by Nintentacle - November 5, 2014 at 6:05 am

RE: Rewriting the bible - by robvalue - November 5, 2014 at 6:27 am

RE: Rewriting the bible - by Drich - November 5, 2014 at 7:13 am

RE: Rewriting the bible - by robvalue - November 5, 2014 at 7:16 am

RE: Rewriting the bible - by Drich - November 5, 2014 at 7:31 am

RE: Rewriting the bible - by robvalue - November 5, 2014 at 7:33 am

RE: Rewriting the bible - by Drich - November 5, 2014 at 7:36 am

RE: Rewriting the bible - by Mothonis - November 7, 2014 at 2:21 am

RE: Rewriting the bible - by robvalue - November 5, 2014 at 7:39 am

RE: Rewriting the bible - by strawdawg - November 10, 2014 at 3:48 pm

RE: Rewriting the bible - by simplemoss - November 5, 2014 at 7:44 am

RE: Rewriting the bible - by abaris - November 5, 2014 at 8:05 am

RE: Rewriting the bible - by robvalue - November 5, 2014 at 7:58 am

RE: Rewriting the bible - by robvalue - November 5, 2014 at 8:13 am

RE: Rewriting the bible - by Godschild - November 5, 2014 at 4:07 pm

RE: Rewriting the bible - by abaris - November 5, 2014 at 4:11 pm

RE: Rewriting the bible - by Godschild - November 6, 2014 at 9:02 am

RE: Rewriting the bible - by Minimalist - November 6, 2014 at 11:26 am

RE: Rewriting the bible - by ManMachine - November 6, 2014 at 9:16 am

RE: Rewriting the bible - by Godschild - November 6, 2014 at 10:31 am

RE: Rewriting the bible - by ManMachine - November 9, 2014 at 7:07 pm

RE: Rewriting the bible - by Godschild - November 10, 2014 at 2:48 pm

RE: Rewriting the bible - by xpastor - November 9, 2014 at 6:15 pm

RE: Rewriting the bible - by The Valkyrie - November 5, 2014 at 4:17 pm

RE: Rewriting the bible - by Minimalist - November 5, 2014 at 5:56 pm

RE: Rewriting the bible - by robvalue - November 6, 2014 at 4:21 am

RE: Rewriting the bible - by robvalue - November 6, 2014 at 7:46 am

RE: Rewriting the bible - by dimaniac - November 6, 2014 at 9:38 am

RE: Rewriting the bible - by abaris - November 6, 2014 at 9:59 am

RE: Rewriting the bible - by Esquilax - November 6, 2014 at 10:36 am

RE: Rewriting the bible - by dimaniac - November 6, 2014 at 10:54 am

RE: Rewriting the bible - by Esquilax - November 6, 2014 at 11:35 am

RE: Rewriting the bible - by Firewalker - November 13, 2014 at 4:46 am

RE: Rewriting the bible - by Aractus - November 13, 2014 at 10:12 pm

RE: Rewriting the bible - by xpastor - November 14, 2014 at 10:06 am

RE: Rewriting the bible - by Aractus - November 6, 2014 at 10:08 pm

RE: Rewriting the bible - by Minimalist - November 6, 2014 at 10:31 pm

RE: Rewriting the bible - by Aractus - November 7, 2014 at 2:17 am

RE: Rewriting the bible - by Minimalist - November 7, 2014 at 3:21 am

RE: Rewriting the bible - by Aractus - November 7, 2014 at 5:41 am

RE: Rewriting the bible - by Aractus - November 7, 2014 at 2:23 am

RE: Rewriting the bible - by Mothonis - November 7, 2014 at 2:25 am

RE: Rewriting the bible - by Aractus - November 7, 2014 at 2:44 am

RE: Rewriting the bible - by robvalue - November 7, 2014 at 9:27 am

RE: Rewriting the bible - by Aractus - November 7, 2014 at 10:36 am

RE: Rewriting the bible - by abaris - November 7, 2014 at 10:02 am

RE: Rewriting the bible - by robvalue - November 7, 2014 at 10:21 am

RE: Rewriting the bible - by robvalue - November 7, 2014 at 12:48 pm

RE: Rewriting the bible - by Minimalist - November 7, 2014 at 2:00 pm

RE: Rewriting the bible - by vorlon13 - November 7, 2014 at 2:04 pm

RE: Rewriting the bible - by Godschild - November 7, 2014 at 7:55 pm

RE: Rewriting the bible - by vorlon13 - November 7, 2014 at 8:22 pm

RE: Rewriting the bible - by Godschild - November 8, 2014 at 12:51 am

RE: Rewriting the bible - by robvalue - November 8, 2014 at 1:59 pm

RE: Rewriting the bible - by Minimalist - November 8, 2014 at 2:42 pm

RE: Rewriting the bible - by robvalue - November 8, 2014 at 2:44 pm

RE: Rewriting the bible - by abaris - November 8, 2014 at 2:55 pm

RE: Rewriting the bible - by robvalue - November 8, 2014 at 3:00 pm

RE: Rewriting the bible - by abaris - November 8, 2014 at 3:06 pm

RE: Rewriting the bible - by Aractus - November 9, 2014 at 4:30 am

RE: Rewriting the bible - by Minimalist - November 9, 2014 at 6:24 pm

RE: Rewriting the bible - by abaris - November 9, 2014 at 6:31 pm

RE: Rewriting the bible - by xpastor - November 10, 2014 at 5:29 pm

RE: Rewriting the bible - by Aractus - November 10, 2014 at 10:45 pm

RE: Rewriting the bible - by Cyberman - November 9, 2014 at 6:41 pm

RE: Rewriting the bible - by abaris - November 9, 2014 at 6:46 pm

RE: Rewriting the bible - by Minimalist - November 9, 2014 at 6:42 pm

RE: Rewriting the bible - by Minimalist - November 9, 2014 at 6:50 pm

RE: Rewriting the bible - by abaris - November 9, 2014 at 7:09 pm

RE: Rewriting the bible - by Cyberman - November 9, 2014 at 6:51 pm

RE: Rewriting the bible - by Minimalist - November 10, 2014 at 1:10 pm

RE: Rewriting the bible - by Minimalist - November 10, 2014 at 7:29 pm

RE: Rewriting the bible - by xpastor - November 11, 2014 at 12:59 pm

RE: Rewriting the bible - by Aractus - November 11, 2014 at 9:35 pm

RE: Rewriting the bible - by Minimalist - November 10, 2014 at 11:13 pm

RE: Rewriting the bible - by Aractus - November 10, 2014 at 11:44 pm

RE: Rewriting the bible - by robvalue - November 11, 2014 at 4:19 am

RE: Rewriting the bible - by Aractus - November 11, 2014 at 5:01 am

RE: Rewriting the bible - by Cato - November 11, 2014 at 1:44 pm

RE: Rewriting the bible - by robvalue - November 11, 2014 at 5:11 am

RE: Rewriting the bible - by Godschild - November 11, 2014 at 1:21 pm

RE: Rewriting the bible - by Aractus - November 11, 2014 at 7:36 am

RE: Rewriting the bible - by Minimalist - November 11, 2014 at 1:58 pm

RE: Rewriting the bible - by Minimalist - November 11, 2014 at 6:30 pm

RE: Rewriting the bible - by The Valkyrie - November 11, 2014 at 9:42 pm

RE: Rewriting the bible - by xpastor - November 12, 2014 at 6:29 pm

RE: Rewriting the bible - by Minimalist - November 12, 2014 at 7:31 pm

RE: Rewriting the bible - by xpastor - November 12, 2014 at 10:05 pm

RE: Rewriting the bible - by Minimalist - November 12, 2014 at 10:36 pm

RE: Rewriting the bible - by Minimalist - November 13, 2014 at 9:57 pm

RE: Rewriting the bible - by Aractus - November 14, 2014 at 11:14 am

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