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Finally, no more excuses for holding back farts
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RE: Finally, no more excuses for holding back farts
Quote:After months of experiments, he had his invention: a line of pills Poincheval says help digestion and turn flatulence into "perfume" using 100% natural ingredients, the Telegraph reports.
Why not just dip his civvies in perfume before going out to eat? Even if his wind didn't smell any better, no one would sit within 50 feet of him. He could sing to his heart's content.
"Well, evolution is a theory. It is also a fact. And facts and theories are different things, not rungs in a hierarchy of increasing certainty. Facts are the world's data. Theories are structures of ideas that explain and interpret facts. Facts don't go away when scientists debate rival theories to explain them. Einstein's theory of gravitation replaced Newton's in this century, but apples didn't suspend themselves in midair, pending the outcome. And humans evolved from ape- like ancestors whether they did so by Darwin's proposed mechanism or by some other yet to be discovered."

-Stephen Jay Gould
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Finally, no more excuses for holding back farts - by abaris - December 2, 2014 at 6:44 am
RE: Finally, no more excuses for holding back farts - by Tonus - December 2, 2014 at 9:32 am

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