My interpretation of the speech of "real men" from my experience
"Women should be subservient" = "Strong women scare me"
"I'm getting some tonight" = "As long as my hand isn't too tired"
"Tonight I'm trying a different position" = "I'm using my other hand"
"I decided not to have sex last night" = "My hand fell asleep"
"I have to leave" = "My mum's calling"
"Women should be subservient" = "Strong women scare me"
"I'm getting some tonight" = "As long as my hand isn't too tired"
"Tonight I'm trying a different position" = "I'm using my other hand"
"I decided not to have sex last night" = "My hand fell asleep"
"I have to leave" = "My mum's calling"
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"