Whats so offensive about Christianity

[The Valkyrie]

Then they can come up with a new ending.

All the stuff in the middle needs a lot of work, too.

Apart from that, it's fine.

remove genesis account.
remove adam and eve.
remove moses.
remove the flood account.
keep some of the magical stuff.
remove jesus. // savior not needed.
remove ending. // terrible ending.

Once upon a time the universe started to exist and billions of years late the Earth solar system formed.

Then came life.

The end . . . ?