(December 21, 2014 at 9:27 pm)dyresand Wrote:(December 21, 2014 at 8:48 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: No, I think you're screwed. :p
Cthulhu has a word for people he saves: leftovers.
No no Cthulhu loves to eat the religious and leaves the atheists alone.
Theists taste better to Cthulhu.
Theists taste like chicken.
Atheists taste like strawberry and cream.
Everyone knows the old gods are allergic to strawberry and cream.
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"


