Food processors, microwaves . . . what's with all of this newfangled garbage? I cook babies the way my grandmother taught me -- in a pressure cooker. It takes only minutes, and the children come out so tender the meat just falls off the bone. Perfect for the busy atheist who can't spend hours preparing a tasty dinner.
Of course, nothing can beat a good old fashioned fire and spit.
Of course, nothing can beat a good old fashioned fire and spit.