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The infancy gospel of thomas
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RE: The infancy gospel of thomas
(December 24, 2014 at 10:52 am)Tonus Wrote:
(December 24, 2014 at 10:26 am)dyresand Wrote: And the young child Jesus, walking before them, commanded them to hurt no man. But Mary and Joseph were very much afraid lest the child should be hurt by the dragons. And Jesus said to them: Do not be afraid, and do not consider me to be a little child; for I am and always have been perfect; and all the beasts of the forest must needs be tame before me.
And then Mary asked "wait, why the fuck have I been carrying you around all this time, you lazy little prick???"

One would wonder the same.... right.... he is a magic freaking baby and all.
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The infancy gospel of thomas - by dyresand - December 24, 2014 at 10:26 am
RE: The infancy gospel of thomas - by Nope - December 24, 2014 at 10:37 am
RE: The infancy gospel of thomas - by dyresand - December 24, 2014 at 10:42 am
RE: The infancy gospel of thomas - by Spooky - December 24, 2014 at 10:49 am
RE: The infancy gospel of thomas - by dyresand - December 24, 2014 at 10:51 am
RE: The infancy gospel of thomas - by Spooky - December 24, 2014 at 11:08 am
RE: The infancy gospel of thomas - by Tonus - December 24, 2014 at 10:52 am
RE: The infancy gospel of thomas - by dyresand - December 24, 2014 at 11:31 am
RE: The infancy gospel of thomas - by Nope - December 24, 2014 at 11:43 am
RE: The infancy gospel of thomas - by Minimalist - December 24, 2014 at 1:47 pm
RE: The infancy gospel of thomas - by robvalue - December 24, 2014 at 12:25 pm
RE: The infancy gospel of thomas - by Spooky - December 24, 2014 at 12:38 pm
RE: The infancy gospel of thomas - by dyresand - December 24, 2014 at 12:58 pm
RE: The infancy gospel of thomas - by Spooky - December 24, 2014 at 1:38 pm
RE: The infancy gospel of thomas - by strawdawg - December 24, 2014 at 12:35 pm
RE: The infancy gospel of thomas - by Paraselene - December 24, 2014 at 1:41 pm
RE: The infancy gospel of thomas - by strawdawg - December 29, 2014 at 5:23 am
RE: The infancy gospel of thomas - by robvalue - December 29, 2014 at 6:44 am
RE: The infancy gospel of thomas - by dyresand - December 29, 2014 at 10:35 am

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