Reminds me of a joke I heard a while back:
A guy gets on an airplane and sits down next to an old lady. After getting settled and getting out his crossword puzzle book, he sneezes, moaning oddly as he does so. He then unzips his pants and wipes his groin with a napkin as the lady looks on in disgust. A few minutes later, the same thing happens, so the lady pages a stewardess and relates what has happened.
"I can explain, ma'am," the man says. "I have this condition, and I'm sorry to be crass , but there's no nice way to say this. Every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm."
"Oh my, that's awful," says the stewardess. "What do you take for it?"
"Pepper."
A guy gets on an airplane and sits down next to an old lady. After getting settled and getting out his crossword puzzle book, he sneezes, moaning oddly as he does so. He then unzips his pants and wipes his groin with a napkin as the lady looks on in disgust. A few minutes later, the same thing happens, so the lady pages a stewardess and relates what has happened.
"I can explain, ma'am," the man says. "I have this condition, and I'm sorry to be crass , but there's no nice way to say this. Every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm."
"Oh my, that's awful," says the stewardess. "What do you take for it?"
"Pepper."
