RE: Would you eat your own placenta?
December 27, 2014 at 10:52 am
(This post was last modified: December 27, 2014 at 10:54 am by The Grand Nudger.)
(December 27, 2014 at 8:58 am)Alex K Wrote: Oh, I thought by "own placenta" he meant the one that supplied myself when I was an fetus.In which case the answer would probably be "I would've if I could've". Fucking newborns are machines, not picky...definitely nothing approaching a human being - they remain animals for years and will, much later - with at least some conditioning and knowledge of "icky" -still- eat poop and any other thing that might fit in their mouths. I bet that if you delivered in a room with a toddler on the floor.......the toddler would at least give the placenta a taste test if no one was paying enough attention to stop it. I think the only difference between a toddler and a newborn in this regard is opportunity.
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