(July 29, 2010 at 1:06 am)DR7164 Wrote: They always say dress for the job you want, not the one you have. The same could be said about "sex appeal" I guess?
So dress for the lay you want, not the lay you're getting? Brilliant! I'm shit out of luck, though. I have no idea how to dress for any lay. As a matter of fact, I have a t-shirt with a picture of Ralph Wiggum picking his nose. Underneath the picture is the phrase "I dress myself." I wonder what kind of lay that shirt would get me?