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Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord.
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RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord.
"I crumpled the kid"

Good job mate, no really, well played! You know what? Every child on this planet should be beaten for god! Because god if you do not accept god's love, a punch in the chest is the least you deserve.
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by Lucanus - January 11, 2015 at 6:50 pm

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