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Brazilian woman has spent years praying to Lord of the Rings doll
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One mythology's as good as another
Grandma accidentally prays to Elrond from Lord of the Rings

Quote:The woman thought she was praying to Saint Anthony but it turns out the figure was Elmond [sic], Lord of Rivendell.

Her relative Gabriela Brandao made the discovery and posted it on Facebook with the caption: "The funniest discovery of 2016."

Separated at birth? They are wearing the same outfit.

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Maybe Bergoglio should canonise Hugo Weaving, instead of that emaciated Albanian fraud?
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#2
RE: One mythology's as good as another
Oh dear, having another God before the right one is a serious infraction indeed.

I'm curious, however, did Elrond approve the request ??
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#3
RE: One mythology's as good as another
You know, I wonder if there would be a market for a book called "Starting your own mythology for the complete dummy"?
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RE: One mythology's as good as another
Yes, but it's a flooded market:

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#5
RE: One mythology's as good as another
Hilarious Big Grin

The great thing as, as long as the person believes they are praying to the "right" thing, the confirmation bias will still work. As soon as they find out it was a hoax, they'll retroactively explain it all away.
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#6
RE: One mythology's as good as another
And we'll shortly have Drich and/or GC in here doing just that.
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RE: One mythology's as good as another
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Heptaclavianism:
the belief that seven nails were used to crucify Jesus Christ; three on Maundy Thursday, and four on Good Friday


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#8
RE: One mythology's as good as another
At least Elrond is a respectable improvement.
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#9
RE: One mythology's as good as another
more real too . . . .
Heptaclavianism:
the belief that seven nails were used to crucify Jesus Christ; three on Maundy Thursday, and four on Good Friday


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RE: One mythology's as good as another
I've started my cult and have already practised Miscavige-style "Shermanspeak". Observe:

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