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Brazilian woman has spent years praying to Lord of the Rings doll
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One mythology's as good as another
Grandma accidentally prays to Elrond from Lord of the Rings

Quote:The woman thought she was praying to Saint Anthony but it turns out the figure was Elmond [sic], Lord of Rivendell.

Her relative Gabriela Brandao made the discovery and posted it on Facebook with the caption: "The funniest discovery of 2016."

Separated at birth? They are wearing the same outfit.

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Maybe Bergoglio should canonise Hugo Weaving, instead of that emaciated Albanian fraud?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: One mythology's as good as another
Oh dear, having another God before the right one is a serious infraction indeed.

I'm curious, however, did Elrond approve the request ??
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#3
RE: One mythology's as good as another
You know, I wonder if there would be a market for a book called "Starting your own mythology for the complete dummy"?
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#4
RE: One mythology's as good as another
Yes, but it's a flooded market:

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At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#5
RE: One mythology's as good as another
Hilarious Big Grin

The great thing as, as long as the person believes they are praying to the "right" thing, the confirmation bias will still work. As soon as they find out it was a hoax, they'll retroactively explain it all away.
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RE: One mythology's as good as another
And we'll shortly have Drich and/or GC in here doing just that.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: One mythology's as good as another
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 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: One mythology's as good as another
At least Elrond is a respectable improvement.
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#9
RE: One mythology's as good as another
more real too . . . .
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: One mythology's as good as another
I've started my cult and have already practised Miscavige-style "Shermanspeak". Observe:

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