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Another Fucking Piece of Shit "Pastor"
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Where do they keep digging up this kind of scum?
http://www.rawstory.com/2017/06/watch-pa...evolution/ Quote:WATCH: Pastor blames racist stabbing death of black ROTC cadet on evolution Pigs. All of them. 
Right. The same teachings that brought us the Inquisitions, The Crusades, violence and oppression against pagans in early Christian Europe, that justified slavery in the Confederacy, the Salem Witch trials.....
Those teachings would have prevented that murder. Sent from my LGL52VL using Tapatalk 
Not true christians, obviously, right? Not that it matters....
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."
10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason... http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/ Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50 A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh. http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html 
Makes sense. I mean, finches, you know?
Fuckwit. Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
Well, I imagine they are once again going to be using their donation basket or whatever it's called to fight this PR nightmare. Just like how they use that money to settle a child molestation law-suit.
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Why put pastor in quotes? Making these idiotic remarks makes him as legit a pastor as they come.
Jesus is like Pinocchio. He's the bastard son of a carpenter. And a liar. And he wishes he was real.
It's the only way to highlight something.
The hypocrisy of these xtian pillars of moral righteousness needs instant exposure. 
If you believe in evolution then you think that Yahweh (the God of the Hebrews and the God of the armies) didn't make the first man from dirt (a golem) before he made the plants and animals and that he didn't make a woman from the man's rib.
I assume at some point someone had to have said something like, "Because evolution teaches us we're all animals, it causes those who believe it to behave like animals!" Right, because the book you worship that says the pious slit open the stomachs of pregnant women is totally not at all like what a ferocious predatory jungle cat would do.
I don't get this false equivalency and reversal of terms here. Evolution, knowing the stamp of our lowly origins, teaches us humility. Yet the believers commonly ascribe that to themselves, while at the same time stroking their ego-cocks to the fact that they're god's special helpers. This is why I can't take my friend seriously when he says faith isn't the same thing as insanity. I'm willing to go as far as conceding it's not stupidity (which has no cure, while insanity can be treated) but not insanity? That's going a step too far.
Religions were invented to impress and dupe illiterate, superstitious stone-age peasants. So in this modern, enlightened age of information, what's your excuse? Or are you saying with all your advantages, you were still tricked as easily as those early humans?
--- There is no better way to convey the least amount of information in the greatest amount of words than to try explaining your religious views.
Even the Bible mentions evolution =
Wisdom 19:18-21 (CEB) = "18 If we are careful to observe events, we can see just how the elements of the universe are transformed. It’s the same transformation that happens when someone changes the sounds that a harp makes by changing the key while continuing to play the same melody. 19 In this way, land animals were changed into underwater creatures, while animals that swam in the waters now moved onto the land. 20 Fire was able to burn on the open water, while water forgot that it was supposed to put fire out. 21 Flames no longer burned the exposed flesh of living beings, who were able to walk through the flames. Flames didn’t even melt the frostlike crystals that were a kind of food of everlasting life." |
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