Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord.

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Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord.

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RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord.

January 12, 2015 at 1:17 am

Just discovered this gem: "I led that man to the Lord right there." - Yeah, bucked over, gasping for breath. Poor guy was probably too scared to deny the existence of God in front of you.

I highly doubt that the kid in question credits any religious beliefs to this Pastor (assuming the little guy is still religious...).

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Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by Faith No More - January 11, 2015 at 6:40 pm

RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by Chad32 - January 11, 2015 at 6:44 pm

RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by Nope - January 12, 2015 at 8:02 am

RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by rexbeccarox - January 12, 2015 at 8:13 am

RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by Fendon - January 11, 2015 at 6:44 pm

RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by Cyberman - January 11, 2015 at 6:48 pm

RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by Chad32 - January 11, 2015 at 6:52 pm

RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by abaris - January 11, 2015 at 6:49 pm

RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by Fendon - January 11, 2015 at 6:52 pm

RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by abaris - January 11, 2015 at 6:55 pm

RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by Exian - January 11, 2015 at 7:01 pm

RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by Lucanus - January 11, 2015 at 6:50 pm

RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by Chad32 - January 11, 2015 at 6:57 pm

RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by abaris - January 11, 2015 at 7:02 pm

RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by Chad32 - January 11, 2015 at 7:06 pm

RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by Silver - January 11, 2015 at 7:33 pm

RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by dyresand - January 11, 2015 at 7:34 pm

RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by ManMachine - January 11, 2015 at 7:38 pm

RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by MysticKnight - January 11, 2015 at 8:08 pm

RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by dyresand - January 11, 2015 at 8:09 pm

RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - January 11, 2015 at 8:15 pm

RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by ManMachine - January 11, 2015 at 8:25 pm

RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by vorlon13 - January 11, 2015 at 8:32 pm

RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by dyresand - January 11, 2015 at 8:58 pm

RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by abaris - January 11, 2015 at 9:01 pm

RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by Minimalist - January 11, 2015 at 9:01 pm

RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by vorlon13 - January 11, 2015 at 9:09 pm

RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by dyresand - January 11, 2015 at 9:16 pm

RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by Spooky - January 11, 2015 at 9:17 pm

RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by dyresand - January 11, 2015 at 9:33 pm

RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by Spooky - January 11, 2015 at 10:15 pm

RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by Cyberman - January 11, 2015 at 10:32 pm

RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by strawdawg - January 11, 2015 at 9:36 pm

RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by Strider - January 11, 2015 at 9:39 pm

RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by dyresand - January 11, 2015 at 9:57 pm

RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by Anomalocaris - January 11, 2015 at 9:57 pm

RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by Drich - January 11, 2015 at 10:23 pm

RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by Fendon - January 11, 2015 at 10:25 pm

RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by Drich - January 11, 2015 at 11:22 pm

RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by dyresand - January 12, 2015 at 12:59 am

RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by Spooky - January 11, 2015 at 10:28 pm

RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by rexbeccarox - January 11, 2015 at 10:35 pm

RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by dyresand - January 11, 2015 at 10:46 pm

RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by Faith No More - January 12, 2015 at 10:39 am

RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by dyresand - January 12, 2015 at 10:48 am

RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by Fendon - January 12, 2015 at 1:17 am

RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by psychoslice - January 12, 2015 at 3:22 am

RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by Tonus - January 12, 2015 at 5:37 am

RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by Grasshopper - January 12, 2015 at 6:06 am

RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by Nope - January 12, 2015 at 8:22 am

RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by Grasshopper - January 12, 2015 at 8:41 am

RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by Tonus - January 12, 2015 at 9:08 am

RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by Grasshopper - January 12, 2015 at 9:13 am

RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by TubbyTubby - January 12, 2015 at 8:55 am

RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by Grasshopper - January 12, 2015 at 11:39 am

RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by h4ym4n - January 12, 2015 at 9:20 am

RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by Spooky - January 12, 2015 at 10:08 am

RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by Faith No More - January 12, 2015 at 10:50 am

RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by h4ym4n - January 12, 2015 at 11:25 am

RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by Nope - January 12, 2015 at 11:32 am

RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by Cyberman - January 12, 2015 at 11:51 am

RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by Grasshopper - January 12, 2015 at 12:08 pm

RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by Cyberman - January 12, 2015 at 12:28 pm

RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by Faith No More - January 12, 2015 at 12:29 pm

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