You know how the definitive country song would go, don't you, the one that encapsulates all others?
"Well, since they took mah momma off to prison
Things down on the farm ain't bin the same.
Now they done let her out the jailhouse
She drove her goddamn truck into a train."
"Well, since they took mah momma off to prison
Things down on the farm ain't bin the same.
Now they done let her out the jailhouse
She drove her goddamn truck into a train."
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
