(January 15, 2015 at 7:32 am)ManMachine Wrote:(January 15, 2015 at 7:10 am)Stimbo Wrote: You know how the definitive country song would go, don't you, the one that encapsulates all others?
"Well, since they took mah momma off to prison
Things down on the farm ain't bin the same.
Now they done let her out the jailhouse
She drove her goddamn truck into a train."
"So I took to wanderin' the lonely streets alone
With my faithful old companion by mah side
But those lonely streets were cold and my heart was made-a stone
when mah faithful old companion up'd an died"
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Needs more whiskey and cheatin' wimmen, IMO.