Country has officially become the shittiest genre of music there is.

[Ryantology]

Can't stand the world today, it really sucks
Don't feel safe without my gun and pickup truck
Doesn't matter what, feel like I can't win
Too many other folks, with different-colored skins
Ain't the same now, as it used to be
Too many people have the same rights as me

Every time I hear "raise the minimum wage",
It makes me wanna go and grab my 12 gauge
Ain't no climate change and no meltin' ice
Just my lord and savior Jesus Christ
What I do when I start feeling pissed?
Imagine I'm settin' fire to an atheist

Red white and blue, better love it or leave
Ol' time religion's good enough for me
It ain't been the same since 1863
That's why I always vote GOP

Can't stand socialism or welfare queens
I'd hang Obama with his mom jeans
But I don't hate blacks, got some for friends
Just wish they'd only date other Africans
But I do hate how they're lettin' faggots wed
The only good homo is the one that's dead

Low-information voters, turn on that Fox News
The lame-stream media's run by the Jews
I like Bill O'Reilly, love some Hannity
Fair and Balanced, yeah, that's the one for me
Know what turns me on, like a buckin' bronc?
Ann Coulter's smokin' hot badonkadonk

Red white and blue flag wavin' 'Merican
Sick and tired of libruls and their YES WE CAN
Hate abortion even more than Mexicans
That's why I always vote Republican