RE: Creation/evolution3
January 16, 2015 at 3:16 am
(This post was last modified: January 16, 2015 at 3:17 am by Lucanus.)
(January 16, 2015 at 3:08 am)Roxy904 Wrote: Yeah, I feel free to call pure bullshit on this one. This is one of the craziest theories. The Bible is not an accurate source of information. Look, my mom is very Catholic, and even she knows that you are not supposed to take the Bible literally,
You've got to understand that Catholics are not Bible Believing - Special Snowflake Christians ® to Drich, so your mum doesn't count.
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.
Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.
Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.
Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.
Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.
Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.
Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
