The "large gash on the inner thigh" was the part that made it clear it was a troll. The only way to do what he was saying would be to cut the femoral artery, and after a couple of minutes of that he wouldn't be doing anything... including breathing. It was such a bad troll attempt that I couldn't figure out the proper amount of snark to reply with, so I just browsed on by.
"Well, evolution is a theory. It is also a fact. And facts and theories are different things, not rungs in a hierarchy of increasing certainty. Facts are the world's data. Theories are structures of ideas that explain and interpret facts. Facts don't go away when scientists debate rival theories to explain them. Einstein's theory of gravitation replaced Newton's in this century, but apples didn't suspend themselves in midair, pending the outcome. And humans evolved from ape- like ancestors whether they did so by Darwin's proposed mechanism or by some other yet to be discovered."
-Stephen Jay Gould
-Stephen Jay Gould