RE: raped by vampires in the French Quarter full story
January 17, 2015 at 5:19 pm
(This post was last modified: January 17, 2015 at 5:52 pm by Violet.)
(January 16, 2015 at 2:25 pm)mainethinker Wrote: all vampires can turn into bats or any animal..
King Kong and Godzilla... both just vampires having a bad day.
(January 16, 2015 at 2:38 pm)LastPoet Wrote: *walks in....*
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*slowly backs out*
Our order of operations is reversed.
(January 16, 2015 at 2:53 pm)mainethinker Wrote: guess no one cares about me
Do you... care about you...?
(January 16, 2015 at 3:06 pm)JesusHChrist Wrote: Your troll was not very artful hunny bunny.
This is the land where theists come and attempt to peddle their wares and nonsense. We've been trolled with far, far better than you.
Not even a mention of a fancy drink. Boo. Boooooo.
Yes yes. Far far better. ^__^
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* Violet pours JesusJChrist a fucking drink.
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It doesn't get fancier than this, folks. If it does? Shit ain't worth drinking.
(January 16, 2015 at 3:17 pm)mainethinker Wrote: i am male... dumb asses... how does a woman "vaginally penetrate a couple of the women"
* Violet opens her mouth to answer.
(January 16, 2015 at 3:18 pm)JesusHChrist Wrote: A strap on?
Sure... I mean, there're a LOT of ways to penetrate a person's orifices... most of them involving 'protusionary' objects/whatevers...
Such as the aforementioned tongues and dildos of the strap-held variety... and further: Fingers, dildos of whatever variety, vibrators, dilators, pointed sticks, knives, milk jugs, and sometimes... cement.
(January 16, 2015 at 3:36 pm)Stimbo Wrote:(January 16, 2015 at 3:31 pm)Esquilax Wrote: Strap ons, fingers, toes, tongues, other implements. That's just off the top of my head.
Sounds fun, but I think you're doing it wrong. Let Losty and me show you.
You may need some assistance with that, Stimbo...
I can probably point you to some very accomplished and highly rated surgeons.
(January 16, 2015 at 3:43 pm)Stimbo Wrote: "Turn"?
Yes... yes of course...
To every season...
Something about byrds.
(January 16, 2015 at 4:05 pm)Davka Wrote: Can we have a new troll please?
This one's boring.
THEY KEEP GETTING THEMSELVES BANNED! TT___TT
I miss them... it's so lonely in here...(January 16, 2015 at 4:26 pm)Davka Wrote: wendy's doesn't make a daves hot and juicy trippel(sic).
It doesn't? Tell them to get on it, then!
Fuckin slackers...
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
