"Scripture can protect you from the flu," says nitwit

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"Scripture can protect you from the flu," says nitwit

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RE: "Scripture can protect you from the flu," says nitwit

January 24, 2015 at 4:53 am

No, god just finds your wallet. It was a reference to a previous thread. Some woman heard god tell her to stop and pick up her husband's wallet. Worship

You make people miserable and there's nothing they can do about it, just like god.
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"Scripture can protect you from the flu," says nitwit - by KevinM1 - January 24, 2015 at 12:56 am

RE: "Scripture can protect you from the flu," says nitwit - by Nine - January 24, 2015 at 1:11 am

RE: "Scripture can protect you from the flu," says nitwit - by IATIA - January 24, 2015 at 1:15 am

RE: "Scripture can protect you from the flu," says nitwit - by 404NotFound - January 24, 2015 at 1:25 am

RE: "Scripture can protect you from the flu," says nitwit - by IATIA - January 24, 2015 at 4:53 am

RE: "Scripture can protect you from the flu," says nitwit - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - January 24, 2015 at 6:04 am

RE: "Scripture can protect you from the flu," says nitwit - by Jacob(smooth) - January 24, 2015 at 6:25 am

RE: "Scripture can protect you from the flu," says nitwit - by robvalue - January 24, 2015 at 6:35 am

RE: "Scripture can protect you from the flu," says nitwit - by vorlon13 - January 24, 2015 at 6:51 am

RE: "Scripture can protect you from the flu," says nitwit - by robvalue - January 24, 2015 at 6:54 am

RE: "Scripture can protect you from the flu," says nitwit - by Alex K - January 24, 2015 at 7:17 am

RE: "Scripture can protect you from the flu," says nitwit - by Brian37 - January 24, 2015 at 8:01 am

RE: "Scripture can protect you from the flu," says nitwit - by The Grand Nudger - January 24, 2015 at 8:45 am

RE: "Scripture can protect you from the flu," says nitwit - by Spooky - January 24, 2015 at 10:02 am

RE: "Scripture can protect you from the flu," says nitwit - by dyresand - January 24, 2015 at 10:06 am

RE: "Scripture can protect you from the flu," says nitwit - by Chad32 - January 24, 2015 at 10:24 am

RE: "Scripture can protect you from the flu," says nitwit - by Davka - January 24, 2015 at 10:27 am

RE: "Scripture can protect you from the flu," says nitwit - by dyresand - January 24, 2015 at 10:37 am

RE: "Scripture can protect you from the flu," says nitwit - by Cato - January 24, 2015 at 10:49 am

RE: "Scripture can protect you from the flu," says nitwit - by dyresand - January 24, 2015 at 10:53 am

RE: "Scripture can protect you from the flu," says nitwit - by Brian37 - January 24, 2015 at 12:23 pm

RE: "Scripture can protect you from the flu," says nitwit - by Cyberman - January 24, 2015 at 5:31 pm

RE: "Scripture can protect you from the flu," says nitwit - by IanHulett - January 25, 2015 at 6:33 pm

RE: "Scripture can protect you from the flu," says nitwit - by Davka - January 25, 2015 at 8:17 pm

RE: "Scripture can protect you from the flu," says nitwit - by KevinM1 - January 25, 2015 at 10:57 pm

RE: "Scripture can protect you from the flu," says nitwit - by Chad32 - January 25, 2015 at 8:19 pm

RE: "Scripture can protect you from the flu," says nitwit - by Dystopia - January 25, 2015 at 8:41 pm

RE: "Scripture can protect you from the flu," says nitwit - by The Valkyrie - January 25, 2015 at 8:45 pm

RE: "Scripture can protect you from the flu," says nitwit - by Alex K - January 25, 2015 at 10:59 pm

RE: "Scripture can protect you from the flu," says nitwit - by Tonus - January 25, 2015 at 11:00 pm

RE: "Scripture can protect you from the flu," says nitwit - by Norman Humann - January 26, 2015 at 4:34 am

RE: "Scripture can protect you from the flu," says nitwit - by robvalue - January 26, 2015 at 4:40 am

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