"Scripture can protect you from the flu," says nitwit

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"Scripture can protect you from the flu," says nitwit

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RE: "Scripture can protect you from the flu," says nitwit

January 24, 2015 at 6:04 am

The only was scripture is going to protect you from the flu is if you copy Matthew 17:20 onto your forehead, then stand in front of a fast-moving freight train.

You'll never be troubled by the flu again.

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"Scripture can protect you from the flu," says nitwit - by KevinM1 - January 24, 2015 at 12:56 am

RE: "Scripture can protect you from the flu," says nitwit - by Nine - January 24, 2015 at 1:11 am

RE: "Scripture can protect you from the flu," says nitwit - by IATIA - January 24, 2015 at 1:15 am

RE: "Scripture can protect you from the flu," says nitwit - by 404NotFound - January 24, 2015 at 1:25 am

RE: "Scripture can protect you from the flu," says nitwit - by IATIA - January 24, 2015 at 4:53 am

RE: "Scripture can protect you from the flu," says nitwit - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - January 24, 2015 at 6:04 am

RE: "Scripture can protect you from the flu," says nitwit - by Jacob(smooth) - January 24, 2015 at 6:25 am

RE: "Scripture can protect you from the flu," says nitwit - by robvalue - January 24, 2015 at 6:35 am

RE: "Scripture can protect you from the flu," says nitwit - by vorlon13 - January 24, 2015 at 6:51 am

RE: "Scripture can protect you from the flu," says nitwit - by robvalue - January 24, 2015 at 6:54 am

RE: "Scripture can protect you from the flu," says nitwit - by Alex K - January 24, 2015 at 7:17 am

RE: "Scripture can protect you from the flu," says nitwit - by Brian37 - January 24, 2015 at 8:01 am

RE: "Scripture can protect you from the flu," says nitwit - by The Grand Nudger - January 24, 2015 at 8:45 am

RE: "Scripture can protect you from the flu," says nitwit - by Spooky - January 24, 2015 at 10:02 am

RE: "Scripture can protect you from the flu," says nitwit - by dyresand - January 24, 2015 at 10:06 am

RE: "Scripture can protect you from the flu," says nitwit - by Chad32 - January 24, 2015 at 10:24 am

RE: "Scripture can protect you from the flu," says nitwit - by Davka - January 24, 2015 at 10:27 am

RE: "Scripture can protect you from the flu," says nitwit - by dyresand - January 24, 2015 at 10:37 am

RE: "Scripture can protect you from the flu," says nitwit - by Cato - January 24, 2015 at 10:49 am

RE: "Scripture can protect you from the flu," says nitwit - by dyresand - January 24, 2015 at 10:53 am

RE: "Scripture can protect you from the flu," says nitwit - by Brian37 - January 24, 2015 at 12:23 pm

RE: "Scripture can protect you from the flu," says nitwit - by Cyberman - January 24, 2015 at 5:31 pm

RE: "Scripture can protect you from the flu," says nitwit - by IanHulett - January 25, 2015 at 6:33 pm

RE: "Scripture can protect you from the flu," says nitwit - by Davka - January 25, 2015 at 8:17 pm

RE: "Scripture can protect you from the flu," says nitwit - by KevinM1 - January 25, 2015 at 10:57 pm

RE: "Scripture can protect you from the flu," says nitwit - by Chad32 - January 25, 2015 at 8:19 pm

RE: "Scripture can protect you from the flu," says nitwit - by Dystopia - January 25, 2015 at 8:41 pm

RE: "Scripture can protect you from the flu," says nitwit - by The Valkyrie - January 25, 2015 at 8:45 pm

RE: "Scripture can protect you from the flu," says nitwit - by Alex K - January 25, 2015 at 10:59 pm

RE: "Scripture can protect you from the flu," says nitwit - by Tonus - January 25, 2015 at 11:00 pm

RE: "Scripture can protect you from the flu," says nitwit - by Norman Humann - January 26, 2015 at 4:34 am

RE: "Scripture can protect you from the flu," says nitwit - by robvalue - January 26, 2015 at 4:40 am

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