Creation/evolution3

[Anomalocaris]

He's dyslexic.

Although you'd think he would at least use spell-check.

Exactly. I've heard him complain of dyslexia, but both Firefox and Chrome underline misspelled words. I'm not normally one to point out this sort of thing, but "artical" I will point out every time he misspells it, because that error was pointed out to him and he simply refuses to acknowledge it ... as if the first admission of error will crack the dam.

And let's face it, "Neopleon" is simply funny. I didn't know there was an Emperor Pleon, much less his son Neopleon who went to Egypt.

Never attribute to dyslexia what can be attributed to a idiot's pride in idiocy. A dyslexic person can work around the problem. Drich senses any value he could imagine himself to possess rest entirely in the idiocy that prevents him from seeing his own worthlessness, so he abhors working around his idiocy because that would threaten to deflate his delusional perception of his own value.