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Pre-emptive death measures
The Valkyrie Offline
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RE: Pre-emptive death measures
January 26, 2015 at 5:50 pm
(January 26, 2015 at 4:39 pm)Pickup_shonuff Wrote:
(January 26, 2015 at 4:16 pm)Beccs Wrote: Are we included in your will.

Such considerations are necessary to get an annual holiday.

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Be sure only to slaughter the firstborn ox or goat of your finest stock, and to pour out libations before the victim's neck is slit.

If you die and then come back before Jebus, the Christians will be pissed.

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Pre-emptive death measures

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Pre-emptive death measures - by Mudhammam - January 26, 2015 at 10:56 am
RE: Pre-emptive death measures - by Alex K - January 26, 2015 at 10:57 am
RE: Pre-emptive death measures - by Mudhammam - January 26, 2015 at 4:13 pm
RE: Pre-emptive death measures - by Aoi Magi - January 26, 2015 at 11:00 am
RE: Pre-emptive death measures - by Dystopia - January 26, 2015 at 11:01 am
RE: Pre-emptive death measures - by The Grand Nudger - January 26, 2015 at 11:01 am
RE: Pre-emptive death measures - by vorlon13 - January 26, 2015 at 11:29 am
RE: Pre-emptive death measures - by The Valkyrie - January 26, 2015 at 4:16 pm
RE: Pre-emptive death measures - by Mudhammam - January 26, 2015 at 4:39 pm
RE: Pre-emptive death measures - by The Valkyrie - January 26, 2015 at 5:50 pm
RE: Pre-emptive death measures - by Violet - January 26, 2015 at 11:23 pm
RE: Pre-emptive death measures - by Thumpalumpacus - January 27, 2015 at 12:28 am



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