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Pre-emptive death measures
January 26, 2015 at 10:56 am
This isn't an introduction but it belongs somewhere in the Community section and given that it's properly asymmetrical I decided to slip it in here.
I just want to formerly state that if I ever disappear for longer than a year, which I have no immediate plans of doing, and I do not notify you all before hand that I am off to live in the mountains or something of that nature, just assume that I am dead and use my last day of log-in as an annual holiday in my remembrance.
Thank you all. Now scurry on dears.
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RE: Pre-emptive death measures
January 26, 2015 at 10:57 am
(This post was last modified: January 26, 2015 at 10:59 am by Alex K.)
Ok, good to know. We'll also hack your account and try to reproduce a good approximation of yourself in a community effort if that's ok. But I hope you don't have anything concrete planned disappearance-wise?
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RE: Pre-emptive death measures
January 26, 2015 at 11:00 am
Can I keep your cats after you, umm, disappear?
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RE: Pre-emptive death measures
January 26, 2015 at 11:01 am
If I disappear for longer than 6 months without warning I'm probably dead. Or worse.
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RE: Pre-emptive death measures
January 26, 2015 at 11:01 am
(This post was last modified: January 26, 2015 at 11:04 am by The Grand Nudger.)
Shut your mouth and take your meds fucker! You know what, I refuse to celebrate Sho's Death-Day even if I get an obit and a cert from the morg. I'm declaring you officially immortal out of spite. You no longer have clearance to expire. Don't make me repeat myself in greentext 
(Sho'de'Day is catchy though)
@AOI, that's what Im talkin about..lol..."Hey um..when you die, can I haz your shit?" :high-five:
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RE: Pre-emptive death measures
January 26, 2015 at 11:29 am
Let Anusius into your heart,
er,
um,
well, anus, and experience his blessing !! No need to disappear, Anusius can show everyone a better WAY !! Come join the movement !!!!
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RE: Pre-emptive death measures
January 26, 2015 at 4:13 pm
(January 26, 2015 at 10:57 am)Alex K Wrote: Ok, good to know. We'll also hack your account and try to reproduce a good approximation of yourself in a community effort if that's ok. But I hope you don't have anything concrete planned disappearance-wise? Nah, not going anywhere. I was just thinking about what would happen if I did suddenly and tragically pass on and nobody here, which is a community of people I feel like I've some connexion with, would know, as if I vanished into virtual limbo.
But in truth, all of this was REALLY just a ploy to attain immortality by Rhythm! Muwahaha!
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RE: Pre-emptive death measures
January 26, 2015 at 4:16 pm
Are we included in your will.
Such considerations are necessary to get an annual holiday.
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RE: Pre-emptive death measures
January 26, 2015 at 4:39 pm
(January 26, 2015 at 4:16 pm)Beccs Wrote: Are we included in your will.
Such considerations are necessary to get an annual holiday.
I'll have your inheritance delivered in due time. Till then, the ceremonies should proceed unimpeded.
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RE: Pre-emptive death measures
January 26, 2015 at 5:50 pm
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
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