You just know that the next time the cat looks in a mirror, a demented version of itself will stare back, and then suddenly grab him and pull him into the mirror dimension of HELL. And then replace him and begin to terrorize the family until they perform the sacred ritual and SEND HIM BACK FROM THE PIT OF THE INFERNO WHENCE HE CAME.
"Well, evolution is a theory. It is also a fact. And facts and theories are different things, not rungs in a hierarchy of increasing certainty. Facts are the world's data. Theories are structures of ideas that explain and interpret facts. Facts don't go away when scientists debate rival theories to explain them. Einstein's theory of gravitation replaced Newton's in this century, but apples didn't suspend themselves in midair, pending the outcome. And humans evolved from ape- like ancestors whether they did so by Darwin's proposed mechanism or by some other yet to be discovered."
-Stephen Jay Gould
-Stephen Jay Gould