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RE: How Jesus became a carpenter
February 9, 2015 at 3:17 pm
Joseph: it's a boy!
Mary: yay!
Joseph: hang on, but we didn't...
Mary: oh. I was a virgin though! You can't expect any evidence of that now though, so it's unreasonable to ask for any. Believe everything I tell you on faith.
Joseph: ok.
Mary: someone else was the father, but I'm a virgin.
Joseph: ok.
Mary: it was God!
Joseph: say what bitch?
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How Jesus became a carpenter - by Newtonscat - February 7, 2015 at 6:14 am
RE: How Jesus became a carpenter - by Thumpalumpacus - February 7, 2015 at 6:19 am
RE: How Jesus became a carpenter - by Alex K - February 7, 2015 at 6:44 am
RE: How Jesus became a carpenter - by Heywood - February 7, 2015 at 6:56 am
RE: How Jesus became a carpenter - by Mudhammam - February 7, 2015 at 7:07 am
RE: How Jesus became a carpenter - by Heywood - February 7, 2015 at 7:15 am
RE: How Jesus became a carpenter - by Mudhammam - February 7, 2015 at 3:01 pm
RE: How Jesus became a carpenter - by Norman Humann - February 7, 2015 at 7:11 am
RE: How Jesus became a carpenter - by Cyberman - February 7, 2015 at 2:57 pm
RE: How Jesus became a carpenter - by Nope - February 7, 2015 at 3:18 pm
RE: How Jesus became a carpenter - by Heywood - February 7, 2015 at 3:28 pm
RE: How Jesus became a carpenter - by Nope - February 7, 2015 at 3:31 pm
RE: How Jesus became a carpenter - by Heywood - February 7, 2015 at 4:24 pm
RE: How Jesus became a carpenter - by Godschild - February 7, 2015 at 7:20 pm
RE: How Jesus became a carpenter - by Napoléon - February 7, 2015 at 7:44 pm
RE: How Jesus became a carpenter - by Mudhammam - February 7, 2015 at 3:39 pm
RE: How Jesus became a carpenter - by Nope - February 7, 2015 at 3:47 pm
RE: How Jesus became a carpenter - by IATIA - February 7, 2015 at 4:58 pm
RE: How Jesus became a carpenter - by Alex K - February 7, 2015 at 7:12 am
RE: How Jesus became a carpenter - by robvalue - February 7, 2015 at 3:12 pm
RE: How Jesus became a carpenter - by Minimalist - February 7, 2015 at 4:54 pm
RE: How Jesus became a carpenter - by DramaQueen - February 7, 2015 at 5:03 pm
RE: How Jesus became a carpenter - by Cyberman - February 7, 2015 at 7:29 pm
RE: How Jesus became a carpenter - by Minimalist - February 7, 2015 at 8:24 pm
RE: How Jesus became a carpenter - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - February 7, 2015 at 9:00 pm
RE: How Jesus became a carpenter - by Lek - February 7, 2015 at 9:57 pm
RE: How Jesus became a carpenter - by Nope - February 7, 2015 at 10:00 pm
RE: How Jesus became a carpenter - by Lek - February 7, 2015 at 10:25 pm
RE: How Jesus became a carpenter - by Nope - February 7, 2015 at 10:30 pm
RE: How Jesus became a carpenter - by Lek - February 7, 2015 at 11:45 pm
RE: How Jesus became a carpenter - by Mudhammam - February 8, 2015 at 12:02 am
RE: How Jesus became a carpenter - by psychoslice - February 8, 2015 at 2:06 am
RE: How Jesus became a carpenter - by Thumpalumpacus - February 8, 2015 at 2:13 am
RE: How Jesus became a carpenter - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - February 7, 2015 at 10:11 pm
RE: How Jesus became a carpenter - by psychoslice - February 7, 2015 at 10:33 pm
RE: How Jesus became a carpenter - by Mudhammam - February 7, 2015 at 11:02 pm
RE: How Jesus became a carpenter - by psychoslice - February 7, 2015 at 11:16 pm
RE: How Jesus became a carpenter - by Aoi Magi - February 8, 2015 at 12:00 am
RE: How Jesus became a carpenter - by Drich - February 8, 2015 at 1:30 am
RE: How Jesus became a carpenter - by Drich - February 8, 2015 at 1:37 am
RE: How Jesus became a carpenter - by Thumpalumpacus - February 8, 2015 at 11:39 pm
RE: How Jesus became a carpenter - by Drich - February 9, 2015 at 1:46 am
RE: How Jesus became a carpenter - by Thumpalumpacus - February 9, 2015 at 2:23 pm
RE: How Jesus became a carpenter - by Drich - February 9, 2015 at 9:52 pm
RE: How Jesus became a carpenter - by dyresand - February 9, 2015 at 9:57 pm
RE: How Jesus became a carpenter - by dyresand - February 8, 2015 at 1:35 am
RE: How Jesus became a carpenter - by c172 - February 8, 2015 at 1:37 am
RE: How Jesus became a carpenter - by Cyberman - February 8, 2015 at 1:47 am
RE: How Jesus became a carpenter - by Minimalist - February 8, 2015 at 2:45 am
RE: How Jesus became a carpenter - by psychoslice - February 8, 2015 at 3:11 am
RE: How Jesus became a carpenter - by Aoi Magi - February 8, 2015 at 2:51 am
RE: How Jesus became a carpenter - by downbeatplumb - February 8, 2015 at 5:56 am
RE: How Jesus became a carpenter - by robvalue - February 8, 2015 at 6:00 am
RE: How Jesus became a carpenter - by Wyrd of Gawd - February 9, 2015 at 4:55 am
RE: How Jesus became a carpenter - by robvalue - February 9, 2015 at 4:56 am
RE: How Jesus became a carpenter - by Minimalist - February 9, 2015 at 3:13 pm
RE: How Jesus became a carpenter - by Nope - February 9, 2015 at 7:25 pm
RE: How Jesus became a carpenter - by Minimalist - February 9, 2015 at 8:23 pm
RE: How Jesus became a carpenter - by robvalue - February 9, 2015 at 3:17 pm
RE: How Jesus became a carpenter - by Thumpalumpacus - February 9, 2015 at 7:19 pm
RE: How Jesus became a carpenter - by Cato - February 9, 2015 at 7:31 pm
RE: How Jesus became a carpenter - by The Valkyrie - February 9, 2015 at 9:58 pm
RE: How Jesus became a carpenter - by Drich - February 10, 2015 at 1:09 am
RE: How Jesus became a carpenter - by dyresand - February 10, 2015 at 11:56 am

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