Xtianity:
"Hey, there's something wrong with you because you have an opinion I don't like. I'm announcing that I intend to wish for you to be magically corrected and brought up to my standards. Not because I really believe that will happen, nor that I actually will talk to my imaginary genie friend; it's a passive-aggressive thing, to make myself feel superior to you. See what a great guy I am?"
"Hey, there's something wrong with you because you have an opinion I don't like. I'm announcing that I intend to wish for you to be magically corrected and brought up to my standards. Not because I really believe that will happen, nor that I actually will talk to my imaginary genie friend; it's a passive-aggressive thing, to make myself feel superior to you. See what a great guy I am?"
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'