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Planning my funeral
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RE: Planning my funeral
(February 12, 2015 at 8:17 pm)vorlon13 Wrote:
(February 12, 2015 at 7:57 pm)bennyboy Wrote: I want to be buried with my family, wrapped in enough gold to buy a small country. And the land must be chemically treated for 1km in all directions, ensuring that no living thing will use even one cell of my body for its own dirty little purposes.



but I wanted to bugger your corpse !!!


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His plan is to ensure that his body is not too decomposed, which means that you will to be able to do that. And his plan would ensure that there is enough gold such that we can be certain that someone will dig him up. Whether they decide to bugger his corpse or not is unknown.

"A wise man ... proportions his belief to the evidence."
— David Hume, An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding, Section X, Part I.
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Planning my funeral - by zebo-the-fat - February 12, 2015 at 4:58 pm
RE: Planning my funeral - by Alex K - February 12, 2015 at 5:05 pm
RE: Planning my funeral - by Norman Humann - February 13, 2015 at 8:03 am
RE: Planning my funeral - by robvalue - February 12, 2015 at 5:15 pm
RE: Planning my funeral - by zebo-the-fat - February 12, 2015 at 5:54 pm
RE: Planning my funeral - by Cato - February 12, 2015 at 5:57 pm
RE: Planning my funeral - by rexbeccarox - February 12, 2015 at 6:13 pm
RE: Planning my funeral - by zebo-the-fat - February 12, 2015 at 6:36 pm
RE: Planning my funeral - by Homeless Nutter - February 13, 2015 at 10:12 am
RE: Planning my funeral - by JuliaL - February 13, 2015 at 12:07 am
RE: Planning my funeral - by Aisha - February 12, 2015 at 5:16 pm
RE: Planning my funeral - by dyresand - February 12, 2015 at 5:36 pm
RE: Planning my funeral - by Nope - February 12, 2015 at 5:48 pm
RE: Planning my funeral - by Minimalist - February 12, 2015 at 5:56 pm
RE: Planning my funeral - by Pyrrho - February 12, 2015 at 8:06 pm
RE: Planning my funeral - by Minimalist - February 12, 2015 at 11:39 pm
RE: Planning my funeral - by Pyrrho - February 12, 2015 at 11:42 pm
RE: Planning my funeral - by Minimalist - February 12, 2015 at 11:52 pm
RE: Planning my funeral - by Pyrrho - February 13, 2015 at 12:48 am
RE: Planning my funeral - by Alex K - February 13, 2015 at 1:43 am
RE: Planning my funeral - by KevinM1 - February 12, 2015 at 5:57 pm
RE: Planning my funeral - by robvalue - February 12, 2015 at 6:37 pm
RE: Planning my funeral - by zebo-the-fat - February 12, 2015 at 6:46 pm
RE: Planning my funeral - by dyresand - February 12, 2015 at 7:06 pm
RE: Planning my funeral - by c172 - February 12, 2015 at 7:42 pm
RE: Planning my funeral - by The Valkyrie - February 12, 2015 at 7:48 pm
RE: Planning my funeral - by Jackalope - February 12, 2015 at 9:03 pm
RE: Planning my funeral - by bennyboy - February 12, 2015 at 7:57 pm
RE: Planning my funeral - by vorlon13 - February 12, 2015 at 8:17 pm
RE: Planning my funeral - by Pyrrho - February 12, 2015 at 8:51 pm
RE: Planning my funeral - by Thumpalumpacus - February 12, 2015 at 8:12 pm
RE: Planning my funeral - by vms - February 12, 2015 at 8:55 pm
RE: Planning my funeral - by Strider - February 12, 2015 at 9:00 pm
RE: Planning my funeral - by Mental Outlaw - February 12, 2015 at 9:10 pm
RE: Planning my funeral - by The Valkyrie - February 12, 2015 at 9:16 pm
RE: Planning my funeral - by Jackalope - February 12, 2015 at 9:18 pm
RE: Planning my funeral - by vorlon13 - February 12, 2015 at 9:22 pm
RE: Planning my funeral - by The Valkyrie - February 12, 2015 at 9:23 pm
RE: Planning my funeral - by KevinM1 - February 12, 2015 at 11:21 pm
RE: Planning my funeral - by Minimalist - February 13, 2015 at 12:55 am
RE: Planning my funeral - by Pyrrho - February 13, 2015 at 1:03 am
RE: Planning my funeral - by vorlon13 - February 13, 2015 at 12:55 am
RE: Planning my funeral - by rexbeccarox - February 13, 2015 at 1:27 am
RE: Planning my funeral - by vorlon13 - February 13, 2015 at 2:31 pm
RE: Planning my funeral - by Norman Humann - February 13, 2015 at 2:49 pm
RE: Planning my funeral - by Hoopington - February 13, 2015 at 8:10 am
RE: Planning my funeral - by zebo-the-fat - February 13, 2015 at 2:25 pm
RE: Planning my funeral - by Nope - February 13, 2015 at 2:59 pm

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