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If there was a religion, what kind of God would you want?

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RE: If there was a religion, what kind of God would you want?

February 15, 2015 at 2:21 pm

I'd want one of those weird, inscrutable-but-bestowed-with-insatiable-human-appetites kind of god, who wanders around boning everything that moves, fucking with people for no real reason, and just generally being strange in harmless ways.

That, you know, looks like Karen Gillan. Angel

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If there was a religion, what kind of God would you want? - by coolfunkDJ - February 14, 2015 at 9:16 pm

RE: If there was a religion, what kind of God would you want? - by Nine - February 14, 2015 at 9:39 pm

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RE: If there was a religion, what kind of God would you want? - by coolfunkDJ - February 14, 2015 at 9:43 pm

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RE: If there was a religion, what kind of God would you want? - by Minimalist - February 15, 2015 at 3:12 am

RE: If there was a religion, what kind of God would you want? - by vorlon13 - February 15, 2015 at 10:50 am

RE: If there was a religion, what kind of God would you want? - by Norman Humann - February 15, 2015 at 11:08 am

RE: If there was a religion, what kind of God would you want? - by Thumpalumpacus - February 15, 2015 at 4:36 am

RE: If there was a religion, what kind of God would you want? - by Norman Humann - February 15, 2015 at 4:52 am

RE: If there was a religion, what kind of God would you want? - by Forsaken - February 15, 2015 at 5:05 am

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RE: If there was a religion, what kind of God would you want? - by vorlon13 - February 15, 2015 at 11:29 am

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