Finally! The definitive list of sexual positions which will sentence you to Hell!

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Finally! The definitive list of sexual positions which will sentence you to Hell!

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RE: Finally! The definitive list of sexual positions which will sentence you to Hell!

February 19, 2015 at 7:12 am (This post was last modified: February 19, 2015 at 7:16 am by Jacob(smooth).)

(February 19, 2015 at 7:10 am)robvalue Wrote: Wait... what about all the things that have happened prior to this revelation? Are they okay, or retroactively punished?

I presume if you repent you're golden.

Just been googling chicken style sex. No definitive answer, but my targeted advertising on Google is gonna be seriously weird!
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Found "cow style"

[Image: cow-jumped-over-the-woman.jpg]

Mmmmkay girls? Don't be doing that Mmmmkay? Or you'll be going to Hell. Mmmmkay?

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Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken."
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Finally! The definitive list of sexual positions which will sentence you to Hell! - by Jacob(smooth) - February 19, 2015 at 6:52 am

RE: Finally! The definitive list of sexual positions which will sentence you to Hell! - by Alex K - February 19, 2015 at 6:58 am

RE: Finally! The definitive list of sexual positions which will sentence you to Hell! - by Jacob(smooth) - February 19, 2015 at 7:00 am

RE: Finally! The definitive list of sexual positions which will sentence you to Hell! - by robvalue - February 19, 2015 at 7:10 am

RE: Finally! The definitive list of sexual positions which will sentence you to Hell! - by Jacob(smooth) - February 19, 2015 at 7:12 am

RE: Finally! The definitive list of sexual positions which will sentence you to Hell! - by Natachan - February 19, 2015 at 7:28 am

RE: Finally! The definitive list of sexual positions which will sentence you to Hell! - by FreeTony - February 19, 2015 at 7:33 am

RE: Finally! The definitive list of sexual positions which will sentence you to Hell! - by Jacob(smooth) - February 19, 2015 at 7:41 am

RE: Finally! The definitive list of sexual positions which will sentence you to Hell! - by Homeless Nutter - February 19, 2015 at 7:46 am

RE: Finally! The definitive list of sexual positions which will sentence you to Hell! - by robvalue - February 19, 2015 at 7:48 am

RE: Finally! The definitive list of sexual positions which will sentence you to Hell! - by Jacob(smooth) - February 19, 2015 at 7:52 am

RE: Finally! The definitive list of sexual positions which will sentence you to Hell! - by Brian37 - February 19, 2015 at 7:55 am

RE: Finally! The definitive list of sexual positions which will sentence you to Hell! - by Strongbad - February 19, 2015 at 8:21 am

RE: Finally! The definitive list of sexual positions which will sentence you to Hell! - by Jacob(smooth) - February 19, 2015 at 8:34 am

RE: Finally! The definitive list of sexual positions which will sentence you to Hell! - by pocaracas - February 19, 2015 at 9:18 am

RE: Finally! The definitive list of sexual positions which will sentence you to Hell! - by Jacob(smooth) - February 19, 2015 at 9:27 am

RE: Finally! The definitive list of sexual positions which will sentence you to Hell! - by zebo-the-fat - February 19, 2015 at 9:35 am

RE: Finally! The definitive list of sexual positions which will sentence you to Hell! - by Ben Davis - February 19, 2015 at 9:42 am

RE: Finally! The definitive list of sexual positions which will sentence you to Hell! - by Jacob(smooth) - February 19, 2015 at 9:51 am

RE: Finally! The definitive list of sexual positions which will sentence you to Hell! - by SteelCurtain - February 19, 2015 at 11:19 am

RE: Finally! The definitive list of sexual positions which will sentence you to Hell! - by CapnAwesome - February 19, 2015 at 4:42 pm

RE: Finally! The definitive list of sexual positions which will sentence you to Hell! - by Exian - February 19, 2015 at 4:50 pm

RE: Finally! The definitive list of sexual positions which will sentence you to Hell! - by vorlon13 - February 19, 2015 at 4:54 pm

RE: Finally! The definitive list of sexual positions which will sentence you to Hell! - by Jacob(smooth) - February 19, 2015 at 5:02 pm

RE: Finally! The definitive list of sexual positions which will sentence you to Hell! - by emilynghiem - February 19, 2015 at 5:11 pm

RE: Finally! The definitive list of sexual positions which will sentence you to Hell! - by Jacob(smooth) - February 19, 2015 at 5:37 pm

RE: Finally! The definitive list of sexual positions which will sentence you to Hell! - by rexbeccarox - February 19, 2015 at 5:14 pm

RE: Finally! The definitive list of sexual positions which will sentence you to Hell! - by CapnAwesome - February 19, 2015 at 5:23 pm

RE: Finally! The definitive list of sexual positions which will sentence you to Hell! - by Exian - February 19, 2015 at 5:27 pm

RE: Finally! The definitive list of sexual positions which will sentence you to Hell! - by Jackalope - February 19, 2015 at 5:31 pm

RE: Finally! The definitive list of sexual positions which will sentence you to Hell! - by Crossless1 - February 19, 2015 at 5:36 pm

RE: Finally! The definitive list of sexual positions which will sentence you to Hell! - by pocaracas - February 19, 2015 at 5:50 pm

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