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Which version of xtianity is most likely to be correct?

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Which version of xtianity is most likely to be correct?
FrustratedFool Offline
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Which version of xtianity is most likely to be correct?
December 7, 2023 at 6:28 am
Upon which one do you gamble your soul?
Choose wisely.
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RE: Which version of xtianity is most likely to be correct?
December 7, 2023 at 10:17 am
Well, probably Baptist. Seems the most pure. But I'm not a Christian.
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RE: Which version of xtianity is most likely to be correct?
December 7, 2023 at 10:51 am
no idea.. pick the fairy story that you like the most I suppose
The meek shall inherit the Earth, the rest of us will fly to the stars.

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RE: Which version of xtianity is most likely to be correct?
December 7, 2023 at 11:07 am
Grimm's works are magisterial.
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RE: Which version of xtianity is most likely to be correct?
December 7, 2023 at 11:11 am
Probably the one with SpongeBob and the Golden Spatula.
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RE: Which version of xtianity is most likely to be correct?
December 7, 2023 at 11:28 am
Pascal lost that wager as soon as he made it. It was a stupid argument three and a half centuries ago, it's a stupid argument now.

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‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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RE: Which version of xtianity is most likely to be correct?
December 7, 2023 at 11:33 am
(December 7, 2023 at 6:28 am)FrustratedFool Wrote: Upon which one do you gamble your soul?
Choose wisely.

I will sell my soul to the best offer. I'll make sure the bill of sale is worded carefully, of course.
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RE: Which version of xtianity is most likely to be correct?
December 7, 2023 at 11:33 am
I don't gamble with anything. It's degenerate.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: Which version of xtianity is most likely to be correct?
December 7, 2023 at 11:36 am
None of the above. I've returned to Taoism and may return to Hinduism, a secular version.
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RE: Which version of xtianity is most likely to be correct?
December 7, 2023 at 12:04 pm
(December 7, 2023 at 11:36 am)Angrboda Wrote: None of the above.  I've returned to Taoism and may return to Hinduism, a secular version.

Hinduism? Why?
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