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Bush the Turd
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RE: Bush the Turd
The mere thought of a Bush dynasty... Give me the Targaryens, any day!
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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Bush the Turd - by polar bear - February 19, 2015 at 1:46 pm
RE: Bush the Turd - by FatAndFaithless - February 19, 2015 at 1:47 pm
RE: Bush the Turd - by Gawdzilla - February 19, 2015 at 1:50 pm
RE: Bush the Turd - by Homeless Nutter - February 19, 2015 at 1:53 pm
RE: Bush the Turd - by Pyrrho - February 19, 2015 at 2:10 pm
RE: Bush the Turd - by polar bear - February 19, 2015 at 2:21 pm
RE: Bush the Turd - by Lucanus - February 19, 2015 at 2:02 pm
RE: Bush the Turd - by downbeatplumb - February 19, 2015 at 2:12 pm
RE: Bush the Turd - by SteelCurtain - February 19, 2015 at 2:14 pm
RE: Bush the Turd - by Homeless Nutter - February 19, 2015 at 2:23 pm
RE: Bush the Turd - by SteelCurtain - February 19, 2015 at 2:28 pm
RE: Bush the Turd - by Brian37 - February 19, 2015 at 2:27 pm
RE: Bush the Turd - by Faith No More - February 19, 2015 at 2:58 pm
RE: Bush the Turd - by A Theist - February 21, 2015 at 7:27 am
Re: RE: Bush the Turd - by StuW - February 21, 2015 at 7:31 am
RE: Bush the Turd - by Brian37 - February 21, 2015 at 8:49 am
RE: Bush the Turd - by A Theist - February 21, 2015 at 1:46 pm
RE: Bush the Turd - by Brian37 - February 21, 2015 at 2:01 pm
RE: Bush the Turd - by A Theist - February 21, 2015 at 5:56 pm
RE: Bush the Turd - by polar bear - February 21, 2015 at 6:07 pm
RE: Bush the Turd - by Brian37 - February 21, 2015 at 6:55 pm
RE: Bush the Turd - by A Theist - February 22, 2015 at 6:51 am
RE: Bush the Turd - by downbeatplumb - February 22, 2015 at 5:35 am
RE: Bush the Turd - by abaris - February 22, 2015 at 7:28 am
RE: Bush the Turd - by A Theist - February 22, 2015 at 7:53 am
RE: Bush the Turd - by abaris - February 22, 2015 at 10:04 am
RE: Bush the Turd - by A Theist - February 22, 2015 at 10:39 am
RE: Bush the Turd - by downbeatplumb - February 22, 2015 at 12:54 pm
RE: Bush the Turd - by abaris - February 22, 2015 at 1:24 pm
RE: Bush the Turd - by Crossless1 - February 22, 2015 at 12:18 pm
RE: Bush the Turd - by Thumpalumpacus - February 22, 2015 at 2:27 pm
RE: Bush the Turd - by A Theist - February 23, 2015 at 4:00 pm
RE: Bush the Turd - by Thumpalumpacus - February 23, 2015 at 6:04 pm
RE: Bush the Turd - by Cato - February 23, 2015 at 6:19 pm
RE: Bush the Turd - by Thumpalumpacus - February 23, 2015 at 6:57 pm
RE: Bush the Turd - by abaris - February 23, 2015 at 9:16 pm
RE: Bush the Turd - by A Theist - February 24, 2015 at 4:43 am
RE: Bush the Turd - by Thumpalumpacus - February 24, 2015 at 12:29 pm
RE: Bush the Turd - by abaris - February 24, 2015 at 1:37 pm
RE: Bush the Turd - by Faith No More - February 24, 2015 at 3:28 pm
RE: Bush the Turd - by abaris - February 24, 2015 at 3:38 pm
RE: Bush the Turd - by Cato - February 24, 2015 at 4:32 pm
RE: Bush the Turd - by Thumpalumpacus - February 24, 2015 at 5:20 pm
RE: Bush the Turd - by abaris - February 24, 2015 at 8:41 pm
RE: Bush the Turd - by abaris - February 21, 2015 at 3:40 pm
RE: Bush the Turd - by polar bear - February 21, 2015 at 5:09 pm
RE: Bush the Turd - by downbeatplumb - February 22, 2015 at 7:56 am
RE: Bush the Turd - by Sterben - February 22, 2015 at 10:24 pm
RE: Bush the Turd - by polar bear - February 24, 2015 at 12:15 pm
RE: Bush the Turd - by Crossless1 - February 24, 2015 at 1:43 pm
RE: Bush the Turd - by Faith No More - February 24, 2015 at 3:50 pm
RE: Bush the Turd - by Thumpalumpacus - February 24, 2015 at 9:41 pm

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