Christian- 90% of us suck

[robvalue]

The gospel of robvalue

1) 3 + 5 = 8
2) Germany is in Russia
3) Paris is in France
4) The first world war started in 1914
5) God is a golden jellyfish called Steve

Let's analyze this. Out of the testable claims, 3 out of 4 are correct. That's pretty good. It includes a place name which are correct at time of writing (just now) and is historically accurate about an event. Therefor, it is fair to assume that the untestable claim is also true. We can't know if it's true or not, but since we have a 75% success rate so far, it's 75% probably true? Why would robvalue lie about this when he's been pretty accurate so far?

So god is a golden jellyfish called Steve, most likely.