72 virgins

[Minimalist]

Shit, Adrian, if you are going to do that, I recommend founding a Temple to Ishtar where you can get heavenly nookie while you are alive.

http://www.ishtartemple.org/sacredIshtar.htm

The Greek historian Herodotus tells us: 'Babylonian custom... compels every woman of the land once in her life to sit in the temple of love and have intercourse with some stranger... the men pass and make their choice. It matters not what be the sum of money; the woman will never refuse, for that were a sin, the money being by this act made sacred. After their intercourse she has made herself holy in the sight of the goddess and goes away to her home; and thereafter there is no bribe however great that will get her. So then the women that are tall and fair are soon free to depart, but the uncomely have long to wait because they cannot fulfil the law; for some of them remain for three years or four. There is a custom like this in some parts of Cyprus.'

Far superior to any of these horseshit religions we have around now boring the piss out of everyone.