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The Problem with Animated Bible Stories

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The Problem with Animated Bible Stories
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RE: The Problem with Animated Bible Stories
February 26, 2015 at 12:33 pm
(February 26, 2015 at 11:23 am)Faith No More Wrote: I was just wondering myself what the origin of this one must have been. I imagine some old Jew getting into a fight with another guy, and when that dude's wife came up and clamped onto the old Jew's dick to stop the fight he was like, "Okay, God just revealed a new law to me!"


I think you have that reversed. What happened was she grabbed the other guys' cock and told her husband, "wow, he has a bigger schlong than you!"

Guys hate that. Hence the law was written.
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The Problem with Animated Bible Stories

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The Problem with Animated Bible Stories - by Fidel_Castronaut - February 26, 2015 at 9:12 am
RE: The Problem with Animated Bible Stories - by ManMachine - February 26, 2015 at 9:42 am
RE: The Problem with Animated Bible Stories - by Faith No More - February 26, 2015 at 11:23 am
RE: The Problem with Animated Bible Stories - by Minimalist - February 26, 2015 at 12:33 pm
RE: The Problem with Animated Bible Stories - by Jacob(smooth) - February 26, 2015 at 10:18 am
RE: The Problem with Animated Bible Stories - by dyresand - February 26, 2015 at 11:42 am

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