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Oh NOES! Talking Animals In Fantasy Stories
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Oh NOES! Talking Animals In Fantasy Stories
http://kofcompany.com/butterandhoney/so-...g-animals/

Just some crazy statements from the article.

Quote: In the U.K. if bats descend on your home, they can stay, and you have to leave! And you paid for the home!

How did things become this radical? Could it be possible that there is a connection between Pooh Bear and animal rights?

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Quote:Give the children books to read that reflect animal rights philosophies, and by the time the children are grown, they will be believers. Hitler knew this, socialists know this, feminists know this, the enemy knows this, and God knows this. It is very important that we do not give our children conflicting (conflicting with the Bible) books to read; this causes confusion in their minds. We must protect the minds of our children by only giving them books with truth, truths that line up with the Bible on every level, and this includes avoiding talking animals.

Winnie the Pooh will lead your child to become a socialist, Nazi Feminist who kicks people out of their bat infested house.
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RE: Oh NOES! Talking Animals In Fantasy Stories
Quote: It is very important that we do not give our children conflicting (conflicting with the Bible) books to read; this causes confusion in their minds. We must protect the minds of our children by only giving them books with truth, truths that line up with the Bible on every level, and this includes avoiding talking animals.

I think I see the problem.

Oh no! They might discover different points of view and come to question what other people tell them! We must protect their precious little brains from actually being used!
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RE: Oh NOES! Talking Animals In Fantasy Stories
Say, isn't there a talking snake and donkey in the bible? Thinking
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(February 27, 2015 at 4:46 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: Say, isn't there a talking snake and donkey in the bible? Thinking

Not only that but there are some talking snakes and asses who read the Bible. They're usually known respectively as priests/ministers and congregations.
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(February 27, 2015 at 4:46 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: Say, isn't there a talking snake and donkey in the bible? Thinking
Sure, but then there's this:

Ezekial 23:20 (NIV) There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.
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(February 27, 2015 at 4:46 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: Say, isn't there a talking snake and donkey in the bible? Thinking

Yep.
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RE: Oh NOES! Talking Animals In Fantasy Stories
Talking animals? Talk about an abomination.

Next thing we know, these kids' stories will have women with jobs and pants. GOD FORBID
How will we know, when the morning comes, we are still human? - 2D

Don't worry, my friend.  If this be the end, then so shall it be.
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RE: Oh NOES! Talking Animals In Fantasy Stories
(February 27, 2015 at 4:53 pm)Cato Wrote: Ezekial 23:20 (NIV) There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.

I wonder how you write "She was a fucking handful!" in Hebrew.
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http://kofcompany.com/butterandhoney/goodnight-moon/

The same site dislikes the children's book, Goodnight Moon

Quote:When the bunny addresses “things” in the same manner as people do such as saying good night to objects, this may lead a child to have a skewed view of the difference between man and the rest of God’s creation. Bringing objects devoid of life to the level of things living is akin to actual idolatry. It prepares the way for a world where things are worshiped and treated as having feeling or thought. It teeters on giving credence to pagan religions of the validity of their gods.

and

Quote:The little bunny does not even mention God.
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RE: Oh NOES! Talking Animals In Fantasy Stories
Quote:The little bunny does not even mention God.


BUWN THE WABBIT
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