RE: 72 virgins
August 23, 2010 at 11:16 am
(This post was last modified: August 23, 2010 at 11:17 am by Thor.)
(August 21, 2010 at 1:44 pm)Captain Scarlet Wrote: One thing I have never understood. As a dead martyr and your material body having passed away, you enter heaven as a disembodied soul, what would you actually do with 72 virgins? Its not like you have any physical parts to entertain each pther with?
So Osama Bin Laden dies and he arrives in the afterlife where he is immediately confronted by George Washington. George bellows at him, "How dare you attack the nation that I helped create!' and proceeds to beat the living shit out of him. Thomas Jefferson then appears and thunders, "Maybe THIS will help you understand the Declaration of Independence!". Jefferson then pounds Bib Laden to the ground. Patrick Henry then materializes, grabs Bin Laden by the hair, and screams, "You don't seem to understand the meaning of 'Give me liberty, or give me death!'". Henry then batters Bin Laden to a pulp.
At this point, Bin Laden cries out, "Oh, great and merciful Allah! I don't understand what is going on! Where are the 72 virgins I was promised?"
A voice then booms from above,"Virgins? That was a typo! What I promised was 72 Virginians!"
Science flies us to the moon and stars. Religion flies us into buildings.
God allowed 200,000 people to die in an earthquake. So what makes you think he cares about YOUR problems?
God allowed 200,000 people to die in an earthquake. So what makes you think he cares about YOUR problems?
