Take That You Tea-Sippers.

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I can't stand coffee. To me it tastes like bitter messed up hot chocolate. Not that big on tea either. If I didn't care about my health, I'd drink coke all day. I swear there's some special, secret ingredient in it. There's no way the caffeine in it is enough to give the extra level of addiction. Clearly they are buying off the industry standards so as not to have to reveal they have trace amounts of cocaine or some shit in there.

Well, I like coke anyway. But as usual I try and do the opposite of what I like because it's healthier and cheaper. Thanks god you fucking muppet sandwich. So I drink water.