RE: Why I'm Still a Christian
March 5, 2015 at 4:20 pm
(This post was last modified: March 5, 2015 at 4:22 pm by The Reality Salesman01.)
(March 5, 2015 at 1:32 pm)Rhythm Wrote: Gods been "going to do that" for a few thousand years at this point, eh? If I promised you I was going to send you a birthday card and it didn't materialize for a few decades you'd write that promise off.....but if god promises paradise and then puts it on hold for a few k....

and if he made everything for us, what's with the 4.5 billion year hiatus between making everything and then coming back to demand that he receives the credit for it? Was he just mad after he watched us evolve into early societies of people who didn't recognize his signature on all of his work? It seems like he waited a really long time to see how us human-things turned out only to see that we would ultimately start making up our own explanations for the things that he thought would be self-evident! Son of a Mary! These things don't work right! I waited 4.5 billion years for this?! Now I gotta send myself down so that they can kill me in order to forgive them for my fuck up...yeah, that'll do it!
(Enter GC with an attempt to rationalize all of that)